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Oct 24, 2009 1:51 PM
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Because seven eight nine!!!!
I'm bored, if you can't tell. Get busy, people. I'm going out to enjoy the sunshine while it lasts.
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Vestal, Ny
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Oct 24, 2009 8:23 PM
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Cindy wasnt paying attention while her teacher in health class was talking to her, so when the teacher asked "cindy, what part of the body can expand to 10X its size", cindy said "ew that's nasty i dont need to answer that!". johnny then blurted out "the pupil dumby". the teacher said to Cindy "little lady, u do not do ur homework, u do not pay attention and u are going to be VERY disappointed in life if u think that was the answer."
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If we Big Foot believers aren't looking at the "science" of Big Foot, we're looking at the history.
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From:
Lcation: In a land down under
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Oct 26, 2009 12:04 PM
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Bob was on his early morning jog as always when suddenly someone bumped into him. Bob then reached into his pocket to discover his wallet was missing. Bob then proceeded to chase after the man and grabbed him and screamed in his scariest and meanest voice “GIVE ME THE WALLET”. The man shocked gave Bob the wallet. When Bob went home his wife told him “Honey you left without your wallet!”
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So many cryptids so little time.
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Michigan
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Oct 26, 2009 12:10 PM
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Ohio
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Oct 26, 2009 4:54 PM
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Three chinise murders escape to America but can't speak english. They go by a drug store where a mob is chanting drugs and alchool! so they rember that, next they pass a store where people are chanting Forks and Knives! so they memerise that, next they pass a store where kids are chanting goodie goodie gum drop! so they remember that, they get home and watch the plug it in commercial so they remember that. the cops come and say what did you kill your victoms with they sat forks and knives! What did you eat and drink? Drugs and Alchool! That's it your going to jail! goodie goodie gum drop! Your going in the electic chair! Plug it in Plug it!
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I am so smart! I am so Smart! S.M.R.T, I mean S.M.A.R.T! - Homer simpson.
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Michigan
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Oct 26, 2009 5:23 PM
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I love cyanide and happiness.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Oct 26, 2009 5:58 PM
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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Man: Doctor, doctor, help! Everything I swallow keeps coming up!
Doctor: Quick! Swallow my lottery tickets!
Once, there was someone so stupid, they threw a rock at the ground and missed!
I know a person that's so fat, they use the Eiffel Tower as a toothpick!
That same fat person also uses the Titanic as a bath toy!
PS Sorry to those I may have offended.
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From:
Lcation: In a land down under
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Oct 26, 2009 6:00 PM
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There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.
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Oct 26, 2009 6:03 PM
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Oh, and I've got one more for ya!
One day, I was walking through the woods when I heard a tree branch snap. I stopped moving and stood there, scared. Another tree branch snapped. I began to run. More and more tree branches snapped; they were following me! I ran and ran until I found a tree I could climb. I climbed it. The thing kept running, not knowing I had climbed up a tree. It finally saw me and climbed up the tree, too! It was a huge being covered in hair and, strangely, people clothes. It held up a lunch box, and that's when my mother said, "You forgot your lunch, sweetie."
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Vestal, Ny
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Oct 26, 2009 6:08 PM
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Ramses ur jokes were terrible...
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Oct 26, 2009 6:14 PM
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Were they supposed to be good, or something? Call them awful if you want, it's just a matter of opinion, anyway. I wasn't aiming for a laugh, or even for a chuckle. I was just having some fun. Laughs are just bonuses, and whether or not I got bonuses doesn't matter, long as I had fun.
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LaPorte Indiana
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Oct 26, 2009 6:17 PM
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An old lady just moved into a retirement home and had made a friend on the first day. Each day the two of them would step outside and have a cigarette. One day, however, it started to rain and the old lady said, "Dang! I guess we can't go out for a smoke." Her friend then pulled out a prophylactic and a pair of scissors, cut the tip off, and slipped it over her cigarette then stepped outside and lit it. "Wow," said the woman. "Where'd you get that?"
"From the little store down the road," her friend replied.
So the next day the little old lady took her walker down to the drug store and began perusing the shelves looking at the prophylactics. A young clerk thought it was funny, so he stepped up and asked, "Is there any special kind you're looking for?"
"No," replied the old lady. "Just large enough to fit a Camel."
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"Research will reward us with discovery." -Tcsjrbigfoot
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Vestal, Ny
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Oct 26, 2009 6:18 PM
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good spirit, i liked that alot.
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Lcation: In a land down under
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Vestal, Ny
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Oct 26, 2009 6:20 PM
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i love tea
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