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My wife starts paying me at 9:30 am...soooo
Apr 24, 2009 6:03 AM
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I'll be off line for awhile. I wont cheat her out of money being online when I'm getting paid.
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Re: My wife starts paying me at 9:30 am...soooo
Apr 24, 2009 6:07 AM
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Did you clean your room good?
They always check under the bed before they dish out the allowance.
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Re: My wife starts paying me at 9:30 am...soooo
Apr 24, 2009 6:12 AM
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I thought husbands did it for free.
You must be good.....reallllly, reallllllly good!
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Re: My wife starts paying me at 9:30 am...soooo
Apr 24, 2009 6:16 AM
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> I thought husbands did it for free.
> You must be good.....reallllly, reallllllly good!
Reminds me of Grandpa Jones mowing the yard.
He always dressed poorly and wore a straw hat while riding the mower. One day a lady in a nice car pulled up while he was mowing in the ditch and rolled down the window to ask "Do you charge her much to do that ?"
Grandpa Jones simply relied: "No, but I do get to sleep with her."
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Re: My wife starts paying me at 9:30 am...soooo
Apr 24, 2009 6:25 AM
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This theme ought to be good for a half dozen posts...
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Re: My wife starts paying me at 9:30 am...soooo
Apr 24, 2009 8:53 AM
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I had no idea all we had to do to get Awoon to stop posting is pay him, I'll gladly kick in.
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Re: My wife starts paying me at 9:30 am...soooo
Apr 24, 2009 9:34 AM
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> I had no idea all we had to do to get Awoon to stop
> posting is pay him, I'll gladly kick in.
It's the new bail-out program for union employees.
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Re: My wife starts paying me at 9:30 am...soooo
Apr 24, 2009 9:56 AM
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Welp boys I'm done. Made $22.50 for three hours work. She wont let me join the Union so all I gat is minimum wage. Mowed two lawns, Edged the sidewalk, fixed the leaky garden hose, caulked two outdoor faucets I replace yesterday, transplanted a Cactus plant. Bought a carton of ciggys $52.00. Damn I spent more then I made.
OH WELL, Easy come Easy go. Drinking a cold one and smoking a Camel.
AHHHH HA HA ha lol lol
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Re: My wife starts paying me at 9:30 am...soooo
Apr 24, 2009 9:57 AM
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There is an ooold couple that was sitting reminising about how they used to frolic & play. The woman said "I especially liked it when you would nibble". To the womans utter suprise & horror the man got up & quickly walked away. The woman soon followed into the house & worried that somehow her sweetheart of so many years was made to feel inadequate in his old age. She asked mournfully "Honey, did I offend you?". He then said to her with a gleam in his eye.............
Oh my heavens no, deary! I came inside to get my teeth! >:-P
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Re: My wife starts paying me at 9:30 am...soooo
Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM
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So how long did she pay you to go away?
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Does it strike anyone else that the more ones moniker suggests they defend something, the worse they are at even representing it?
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Re: My wife starts paying me at 9:30 am...soooo
Nov 9, 2009 5:34 PM
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She paid me all weekend to clean up the leaves.
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