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Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

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Last Post Nov 10, 2009 6:45 PM by: vnpbr
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Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 5, 2009 7:18 PM
"Dirt Nappers" vs Hell Fire Fascists

I think the title says it all.
Go ahead, duke it out!

First, if anyone would be so kind as to officially, for the record, give us a complete definition of a "Dirt Napper" that would be nice.

Then, if anyone would like to provide some scriptures, maybe a few of the obligatory hyper links, etc., well, please do!

Secondly, perhaps a member or so of the "anti-Hellfire/Purgatory/Limbo" groups would like to give their enlightened opinions and related scriptures, hyperlinks, etc.

I don't know, sounded like fun!
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Re: Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 5, 2009 7:33 PM
I like to nap in the cool soils and soft grasses from time to time. But I do not think I would enjoy napping in the fires with Fascists. Is this what you mean?

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Re: Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 5, 2009 8:13 PM
No takers?
No one has got the "stuff" to back up all that big talk?
Didn't think so.
Bunch of talkers, but no one to walk the walk, but some Martian wannabe Whack Job.
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Re: Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 5, 2009 9:10 PM
Where are all the Staunch Believers?
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Re: Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 5, 2009 9:25 PM
Bed time.

(SNORE)!
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Re: Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 5, 2009 9:38 PM
Wouldn't a Dirt Napper be undead?

They let zombies post online? OMG!!!!

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Re: Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 5, 2009 9:41 PM
> Wouldn't a Dirt Napper be undead?
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> They let zombies post online? OMG!!!!
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> If irony were strawberries we would all be having
> smoothies right now.

I do not think that is what is intended, but none of the adherents are willing, or honest enough, or humble enough, to respond with an honest thought.
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Re: Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 5, 2009 10:02 PM
I am just trying to sort out your epithets here. Who are the dirt nappers again?

I associate the phrase "taking a dirt nap" with "joining the choir invisible" and "passing on". So naturally my thoughts come to the living impaired ("undead" is not politically correct, Damn zombie lobby!)

So who do you mean?

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Re: Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 5, 2009 10:33 PM
A "dirt napper" a Christian that is dead and buried is just napping awaiting the return of Jesus to be awakened. A guess of course.
I need a definition of hell fire fascist. If you mean those that believe that everyone opposing their belief will be cast into the lake of fire then I am neither.

I believe in the great NOTHING. Before there was anything there was nothing. Before everything there was nothing. Before + 1 there was 0 ; before -1 there was 0. We have measured the speed of light but what is the speed dark. When light reaches the end it will find that darkness has already arrived. Consider that the cause or creator of all things does not know how it came to be.

I think. I think I am. therefore I must be. I think.
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Re: Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 6, 2009 3:51 AM
> Wouldn't a Dirt Napper be undead?
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> They let zombies post online? OMG!!!!

Oh great, more bigotry, I sure didn't think you were the type lwolkow.

Zombies are people too, and you don't own access to the internet, so why don't you just keep your anti-zombitism to yourself.

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Re: Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 6, 2009 4:48 AM
We have measured the speed of light but what is the speed dark. When light reaches the end it will find that darkness has already arrived. Consider that the cause or creator of all things does not know how it came to be.

I don't know what you're smoking but if I had some of it I could make some money with it.

Oddly, this will be considered "wisdom" by the Rainmans, the Marks, the Forrests.

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So much bigotry & zomophobia.......

Nov 6, 2009 5:06 AM
Zombies prefer to be called the "life challenged".
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Re: Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 6, 2009 5:59 AM
> I believe in the great NOTHING. Before there was
> anything there was nothing. Before everything there
> was nothing. Before + 1 there was 0 ; before -1
> there was 0. We have measured the speed of light but
> what is the speed dark. When light reaches the end it
> will find that darkness has already arrived. Consider
> that the cause or creator of all things does not know
> how it came to be.
>
> I think. I think I am. therefore I must be. I think.

Whoa...what a rush, far out man.

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Re: Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 7, 2009 1:00 AM
A "dirt napper" a Christian that is dead and buried is just napping awaiting the return of Jesus to be awakened. A guess of course.

Not zombies? I am so disappointed. :(

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Re: Dirt Nappers vs Hell Fire Fascists

Nov 7, 2009 10:01 AM
Christ died for ALL so that ALL could live again. However, if by they time of each mans passing he does not either choose to accept Christ and live by the Word, or makes no choice at all, then they have not chosen God and His Word. Therefor their choice is not Christ.
Since the new earth will not allow evil deeds to reside and those who have made a commitment and a willing choice to chose Christ, they will live on the earth with the exulted Word of God as Lord giving Glory to God the Father. You can not come to the Father but by accepting His Word/Son first.
Here you have God's Word that Christ died for everysingle human being so that they could live again, but in order to live on the new world to come they must agree to obey God by receiving the Son who is the author of our new covenant for forgiveness of sins if you remain walking in Christ the Word.
2 Cor 5:14 For the love of Christ constraineth us; because we thus judge, that if one died for all, then were all dead:

15 And that he died for all, that they which live should not henceforth live unto themselves, but unto him which died for them, and rose again.KJV


Here you have the promise that ALL men will be resurrected and stand before God to see what book you will be written in according to your works, rather you accepted the Word of God or rejected him. Some will inherit the rest of the earth. They did not make holiness to make heaven, but will be the saved nations. And the rest will go into the lake of fire, which is in the center of the earth where the darkness and no laws will be total torment day and night. Those who made a wise choice and chose obedience to Christ, will live a life in peace, happiness, on top of God's wonderful earth with all of the things that He would love to give to all. But they will not let Him.

Rev 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.

13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.

14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.

15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
KJV
IT WILL BE A LAKE OF FIRE, BECAUSE WITHOUT LAWS AND ORDER IN A PLACE, THERE IS ONLY CHAOS, DARKNESS,HEAT AS IN HOT AND MENTAL ANGUISH.
AS YOU SEE FROM THE EXAMPLE BELOW THAT THERE ARE TWO COMPARTMENTS IN HELL WHO ARE AWAITING JUDGEMENT DAY. ONE SIDE HOT AND THERE IS NO REST. THE OTHER SIDE IS RESTING IN PEACE. THE TWO CAN NOT CROSS OVER TO THE OTHERS SIDE. SO THAT THERE CAN BE NO DISTURBANCE OF THOSE RESTING IN PEACE, BY THOSE WHO HAVE NO REST COMING OVER TO BOTHER THEM. AND THOSE ON THE RESTING SIDE, HAVE NO NEED TO GO OVER TO THE CHAOS, DARK, TORMENTED SIDE.

Luke 16:20-17:1
20 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
21 And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
22 And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.

26 And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.

27 Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father's house:

28 For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.

29 Abraham saith unto him, They have Moses and the prophets; let them hear them.

30 And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent.

31 And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.

YOU SEE THAT HE SPOKE THE TRUTH, EVEN THOUGH JESUS WAS RAISED FROM THE DEAD, MOST MEN STILL DON'T BELIEVE!

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Rom 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
12 For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him.
13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.KJV
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