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Dear Uncle Sam

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Last Post Sep 19, 2008 2:08 AM by: mikoformiko
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Dear Uncle Sam

Sep 17, 2008 7:31 PM
Dear Uncle Sam:

I need to be bailed out with a few thousand dollars. Due to unforseen gambling losses I will have to declare bankruptcy if I don't receive additional capital from you. With my gambling I keep many people employed and the casinos in business. The economy benefits from my economic activity. Since I'm only asking for a very small amount of money I know you will want to help bail me out.

Sincerely,
Your nephew


P.S. I mailed my campaign contributions last week.

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Re: Dear Uncle Sam

Sep 17, 2008 9:51 PM
> Dear Uncle Sam:
>
> I need to be bailed out with a few thousand dollars.
> Due to unforseen gambling losses I will have to
> declare bankruptcy if I don't receive additional
> capital from you. With my gambling I keep many people
> employed and the casinos in business. The economy
> benefits from my economic activity. Since I'm only
> asking for a very small amount of money I know you
> will want to help bail me out.
>
> Sincerely,
> Your nephew
>
>
> P.S. I mailed my campaign contributions last week.
>

dear nephew:
sorry.
i am using all my reserves to shore up MAJOR CORPORATIONS, as they are the life-blood of the Party.

the whole system is geared towards saving the rich guys, and it's working pretty well, don't you think?

Uncle$am.

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Re: Dear Uncle Sam

Sep 17, 2008 9:57 PM
Republican rule 101

Make profit you won't have to pay taxes just keep investing

Lose your investment we will pay for it.

We as Joe Blow middle income taxpayer.
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Rs and Ds both support the bail-out

Sep 19, 2008 2:08 AM
> Republican rule 101
>
> Make profit you won't have to pay taxes just keep
> investing
>
> Lose your investment we will pay for it.
>
> We as Joe Blow middle income taxpayer.

actually this is a bi-partisan plan: democrats support this bail-out, too....

this is a continuation of the transference of money from the middle class to the wealthy class.

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